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friend:	you should've come with us!
me:	an invitation might have helped

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randomhector:
I think my sink is clogged

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randomhector:

I think my sink is clogged

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Normal flirting:	Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me:	If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.

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Over it.

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Over it.

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My mom is yelling at my sister and I overheard this.

Mom:	GO TO YOUR ROOM
Sister:	that's not fair
Mom:	DO AS I SAY.
Sister:	You never send Iris to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom:	Iris never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me:	I CAN HEAR YOU.

Best friends…

They are there to be obnoxious with you…

…And to listen to your stupid stories.

They know how to cheer you up…

…And how to bring you down.

They know when you like someone…

…Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem.

Sometimes, they can be annoying…

Or just simply embarrassing…

But they will be always there for you, forever.

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That awkward moment when every movie is the "#1 movie in America." →

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